Strikes, bins and so forth...
I'm translating a book for one of my students right now, a book on Jazz Method for Saxophone, a very rare American collector's book with in the back pages a series of loose appendixes and music sheets.
I've been keeping bits to work on at work, and bits to work on at home, however, since last night i decide to launch myself into the final clean up of the room, I made a pile of about 6 kilos of scrap paper and rubbish which I chucked into a bin bag and threw out this morning.
When I returned to the house after various errands, I sat down to start more translating work. After a couple minutes looking for the book, I realised it was devoid of appendixes... Oh-oh...
I searched and searched and scrabbled through my files and rachel's knicker drawers where most archeological discoveries of world-importance can be found, then it suddenly dawned on me that they must have slipped by accident into the giant pile of refuse I had just lumbered into the enormous stinking rotten meat-strewn rubbish tip an hour earlier.
I knew what I had to do, all I needed was moral support, a leg-up and a large stick. Maria, poor thing, was the only one around to stand guard as I prepared to ridicule myself and catapault my wee upper-half headlong into the skip.
I climbed onto a rickety chair and Maria held my legs as I dangled half-in and half out of the skip, arms flailing, cursing the heathens and their mothers, releasing stench after stench as I furiously searched for the paper bag.... I finally found it and scrabbled about, nearly knocking myself in and dragging maria and the rickety chair with me, naturally someone had chucked three large bags full of moudly veg on top of it. I pulled it out with a triumphant smile like a desperate vagrant whose discovered a knobbly turnip end to chew on and the left-overs of pret-a-Manger on top of his cardboard box. I ripped it open with glee, amazing and scaring to bits the toffy-nosed Florentine women going about their daily shopping... Of course, nothing to be found except spine-curdling embarassment and possibly the loss of maria's friendship and respect.
Then I remembered. I'd left them neatly in my inbox at work, safely tucked away despite my complete lack of organisational skills...
still... made a great movie moment. and I won't need to buy another perfume for at least a year, Eau de Pong seems to suit my delicate nature...
Trotted into work around 5 the other day after waiting with rachel like two twonks at the bus stop for half an hour before discovering that there was a strike.
In Italy, knowledge of strikes, or in fact any industrial action such as building works, proletariat cabbage riots, bread rationing and the like is obtained solely by esoteric means. Crystal balls are gazed at, oracles consulted, psychic consultations held. Old grannies seem to pick up the smell of strikes by osmosis in their sleep or have a built in strike-clock. No-one would dare insult our higher intelligence by posting anything so much as a notice or a warning in the vicinity of the bus stop, or announcing it on the website... Pfff, stuff of lesser mortals...
tomorrow there's a journalist's strike and I only know this because it has been prompted in part by Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes's refusal to let paparazzi attend their wedding at Lago di Bracciano thus putting most italian reviews out of intellectual material for the month anyway.